2. Drove from
3. Drove from
4. Smart-mouthed a cop who was writing me a fix-it ticket and wound up with a DUI.
5. Created a private pub-crawl in
6. After the theme bar pub-crawl (Number 5), drove from
7. Accidently parked in a drive-thru lane at a fast food restaurant and couldn’t figure out why so many people were honking their horns.
8. Was asked to emcee an event, but got so drunk that I was belligerent and ended up pissing off the entire crowd.
9. Mixed-up color of chips in Vegas and spent $500 in two minutes.
10. Told a guy in a bar that I owned a saw-sharpening business and set appointment for him to bring in his saws.
11. Told a guy in a bar that I owned a transmission shop and set appointment for him to bring in his car.
12. Decided to fuck the ugliest girl I could find.
13. Fucked the ugliest girl I could find.
14. Played craps at Bill’s Gambling Hall in
15. Hit golf balls from the grass at a local church into neighborhood at 3:00 A.M.
16. Hit golf balls into freeway traffic.
17. Got too drunk at
18. Pissed my pants in
21. Successfully convinced a friend to shit off a roof.
46. Shit in an ice machine.
47. Had a barbeque and drank beer at the wrong house while nobody was home.
48. Accidentally committed a hate crime.
49. Pissed in a girl's purse.
50. Convinced a stripper to piss off a balcony.
51. Stole stripper’s money and redistributed to other guests so they would have more money to tip her with.
75. Pissed in John Wayne’s boot prints (and everyone else’s handprints) at Mann’s Chinese Theater in
98. Joined an Elks lodge.